January 2012
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December 2011
2 posts
This is the thing: When you hit 28 or 30, everything begins to divide. You can...
– Relevant magazine
(via Diana)
This is great.
(via megburns)
I don’t often get inspirational on y’all, but this really nails it. (via haygirlhay)
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November 2011
2 posts
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October 2011
1 post
September 2011
4 posts
That awkward moment...
When a beautiful woman is checking herself out in the public bathroom mirror to make sure she is still pretty
And you are standing there, waiting to wash your hands like:
He He He, every time, especially in airports…hey, I just woke up lady! Where did you come from?!
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Life With Liz: Attention Tumblr, friends,... →
lifewithliz:
I was laid off 6 months ago. Since then I have made a full time job of aggressively seeking a job. I’ve done some freelance work but I am ready for a full time position. My efforts alone have not been enough. Here’s where you come in:
It’s simple, really. I am offering $1,004 (I like the…
I worked with Liz and highly recommend her, so let’s get on this people!...
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Darn it…um, happy Labor Day Weekend everyone!
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August 2011
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July 2011
1 post
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When I go...
The last few days on my commute I’ve seen, and smelled, the roadkill of a skunk. It got me thinking, this has got to be a great saying, something along the lines of: “You can kill me…but I won’t go down without a stink!”
June 2011
2 posts
thedailywhat:
Music Video of the Day: Darren Criss, Kevin McHale, Hanson, Kenny G, Corey Feldman, Debbie Gibson, and Rebecca Black (who is thirteen years old, btw) star in Kathy Beth Terry Katy Perry’s Marc Klasfeld-helmed music video for “Last Friday Night.”
[funnyordie.]
CRACKING UP! 80’s shout out!
Jokes, hilarious! I love corny jokes :)
youknowitsme-sk:
How the joke was supposed to turn out:
How it actually turned out:
May 2011
2 posts
I love this song!…and Taylor’s new video with her take on the prep school look ala classic Britney Spears, is such fun. Enjoy!
April 2011
3 posts
It's almost Royal Wedding time...and I've got my...
March 2011
2 posts
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Interesting Parenting Tactic #1:
Boy (approx. age 6) is making strange noises and counting to 30 next to me while grocery shopping; I’m minding my own business looking for lettuce when his mother says:
“Stop talking so much! That lady thinks you’re crazy!”
Ummm, do I stand up for the kid or let the mother use me for her convoluted discipline technique? I’m not one to judge, parent or child, so I...
February 2011
2 posts
January 2011
5 posts
Babysitting Mama, by the makers of Cooking Mama, is now available for the Wii, need I say more? Watch this hilarious review.
bleepbloopblog:
Babysitting Mama
Three men and a baby-shaped controller.
Inception
Leonardo DiCaprio was in my dream last night (along with Gwyneth Paltrow and Alyssa Milano) should I be worried?
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you...
– Ernest Hemingway
December 2010
5 posts
November 2010
6 posts
The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the...
– Hannah Arendt - historian & social philosopher (1906 - 1975)
Baby Spanx
October 2010
2 posts
Heifer International...why didn't I think of this?
I used to have a goat…
September 2010
4 posts
What’s the proper thing to do if you hear someone sneeze from inside their home while passing by their open window? Because I was faced with that conundrum this morning…I didn’t say “bless you.”
Life after people vs. cooking
After the 25 hour fast of Yom Kippur it’s time to cook for 4 days of non-stop eating (thats how we Jews roll), I decided to help out my in-laws a bit, who are graciously hosting us, by making a few dishes.
I really enjoy the History channel show “Life after People” which uses science and other facts to hypothesize how the world we have created for ourselves would fair without...
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August 2010
13 posts
The 7 Types of Parents You See on Move In... →
thanks to hubby for finding this…