January 2010
71 posts
“One of these days, we’re gonna have to grow up. Have to get real jobs and...”
– Thanks Sarah!
Enjoying my AB&J sandwich!
That’s almond butter baby!
For all the years in school eating my soggy cream cheese and jelly sandwiches because I despise peanuts and their butter, there is finally an alternative I enjoy! It’s a whole new world!
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So true! Happened to me EVERY time
“Liz: Cross-promotional… deal mechanics… revenue streams…...”
– If only it was that easy
Warning: I gained five pounds writing this
lifewithliz:
So my coworker, Sheena, alerted me to this fantastical recipe she found on the internets. I will warn you, it is somewhat time consuming, probably definitely not so healthy, but man is it heavenly, I mean guys, cookie dough + chocolate = can’t go wrong. Ever.
And here is what it looks like, sorry I couldn’t be in the picture-I am full of chocolate and stuffing my mouth.
Oh,...
So...funny story...
This morning my co-workers and I were talking about older women and the possibility of having a prolapsed uterus… LONG story.
Anyways, the funny part is when my co-workers didn’t believe me so I texted my Mother, a Certified Nurse Midwife, the following: “I read that post menopausal women’s uterus’s begin to slip into their vaginal canals-my co-workers don’t believe...
WatchRick Roll is now officially a new religion
Watchthedailywhat:
Crazy Japanese Thing of the Day: Jetpacking made easy.
[geekologie.]
Awesome! Purim costume anyone?
“My favorite apps are the ones before my entrées.”
– Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
Yum! Me wants it! →
“Whoever said the grass is always greener on the other side should be told it’s...”
– Unknown (via maluna)
WatchGet ready to make it work!!! Sooo excited!!! (Is it wrong that I was ecstatic when I found out Tim Gunn’s birthday is the same day as my wedding anniversary?)
How do you flirt your way to a discount over the phone?
Time for another service call, this time to a manufacturer about their product which I want altered
Me: Hi, I emailed with Samantha, she said it would cost $250 to alter this and to call you for more details.
Factory: um, oh, you need to speak to Sarah, hold on
Sarah: hello?
Me (think: why cant people just pass on a message??!!) Hi...
Oh, Healthcare and Insurance, you and I have a love-hate relationship.
I am surrounded by people who don’t understand the meaning of customer service.
My primary care physician promised me something. I knew it sounded too good to be true but I decided to have faith that her office staff would do their job, I mean if I don’t do my job I would be fired so obviously they will do it,...
Arg, Learn to drive! Arg!
Do you ever feel that you’re surrounded by obnoxious, self-involved, rude, people? (read: idiots)
Everyday I have to deal with what I call “stupid drivers,” I could blog about incidents that happen to me on the road on a daily basis, but I’ll spare you, with exception of a few rants here and there, and with that, here one comes now!p>
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Understanding The American Dream...
Is it too much to ask for an elevator in my apt. building on grocery shopping days? Perhaps even a garage that leads right from my car to said elevator….or even to the actual kitchen!? Maybe even someone to bring them in for me?! And a helper to put the groceries away would be nice too…Oh, I get it now: House, garage, car, spouse, kids…it all comes down to food.